LOL!! Huge day on Wall Street! And the headlines go wild!!
And 40% looks like a BIG jump- until you realize - it wasn't only 40 PERCENT-
CitiBank was up a total of....... 40 CENTS!!
All the way from a buck-five to a buck-fortyfive!! Forty - pennies.
All our troubles are over; after that overwhelming vote of confidence by investors!! 40¢!!!!!!!!
Never realized gallows humor could get so hilarious.