38 years living "ultra" green- still going. How to. How not to. Why. Why not.
Sunday, March 1, 2015
Zombie Snacks.
I have an idea for a new, prize-winning, TV Reality show. The need is certainly dire. "Dirt Dynasty" and "Game Of Dregs" seem to be fading.
"Snack Spotters!" perhaps would be the title. A bright group of "Big Bang Theory" watchers will get together every week; go out for a stroll through any neighborhood; and point out, for our joint amusement the groups of individuals - who will be the first to die, WTSHTF.
"Zombie Snacks", is how I think of them; and spotting Snacks is not a pastime I would have chosen; it's simply grown to be an inescapable compulsion. I can't help myself.
"Wow. No skills or talents of any kind, beyond Twitter. Non-survivors, for sure."
One would rate the various discoveries, based on the estimates of survival times. "Not gonna last a week." will quickly by trumped by "I give these guys about 2 hours."
Then there's the "Five minutes. If they're lucky." That would apparently be the entire Minneapolis suburb of Anoka; where a local petty thief, with no brains of his own, hit the same houses, over and over- finding that the doors remain unlocked and welcoming; no matter how often the cops had been called.
After 30 attempted robberies, though; the Anoka cops finally managed this difficult capture.
So I'm guessing, WTSHTF, Anoka is going to be "harvested", top to bottom, in a few hours, cops and all. So you can mark that area as "Vacant" on your TEOTWAWKI maps.
I'd watch that show!
ReplyDeleteI have another story about the utterly stupid people in Anoka, but am reluctant to share it publicly. However, ever it does involve $500,000 gone missing and everybody just shrugging their shoulders.
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ReplyDeleteHa! Sounds like a show I could laugh through... ;-)
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